Project 365, Day 39. The Brindle Boozehound.

Most dogs like people food. Some even like people beverages.

Think about it a minute. How much would it suck to go through your whole life and only drink water?

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know what you're gonna say. "People food isn't good for dogs!"

However, it's not like I'm handing the dogs the debit card, car keys and directions to the supermarket and telling them to stock up on bacon and cinnamon rolls.

Well, ok, I am telling the dogs to do just that, but the lazy beasts never listen to me. Their loss.

I had one dog that liked coffee. He's get up on furniture and start lapping up unattended java. He was afraid of the coffee grinder, ironically enough. A weird one he was.

But the wife's dog?

She likes booze.

If you've got a alcoholic drink in your hand or if you're sipping a bottle of beer, she's on you like a cheap suit, hoping that your next breath is your last so she may taste that sweet, sweet heaven that is Guinness.

She takes after the wife that way.